TTC Announcements

I swear the TTC's loudspeaker system only works in the subway is when the TTC is advertising.

I can hear announcements as clear as a bell about why I should use a Metropass, but they never work when explaining a rush hour slowdown.

Instead you get: “Attention subway patrons, we have a buzz… crackle… lizard… flowerpot... at Pape station… run for your… crackle… major loss of... God help us all...”