Ford Family Top Ten List

I'm actually in London, England at the moment, but there is no escaping the Rob Ford fiasco. First it was on the BBC, which can't understand why he hasn't stepped down, then I catch CP24's jaw-dropping interview with Rob Ford's mother and sister on the Internet.

I've tried to highlight some of the main points they seemed to be making in this handy top ten list:

TOP 10 THINGS CONSPIRING AGAINST ROB FORD

10. Friends who seem nice when they are brought around the house, but turn out to be wanted men.

9. Not having a driver so you can get around when you're drunk.

8. Kentucky Fried Chicken's many handy locations.

7. The media and its obsession with reporting "the truth".

6. Minorities homosexuals People who don't celebrate Toronto's diversity.

5. Whomever keeps slipping vodka into his Tim Horton's cup.

4. Doug telling him constantly, "Are you going to let them get away with that?"

3. Lack of parking lot men's rooms.

2. Chiefs of Police who are easily offended by elected officials consorting with criminals.

1. The fact that cheap video cameras are everywhere.