"You're All A Bunch Of Cock-A-Roaches!"

After the Globe and Mail article allegedly outlining the alleged drug dealing past of the alleged Doug Ford (allegedly), he took to the airwaves in a loud and oft-times rambling attack on the media, the Globe and Mail editor in chief and pretty much anyone who stuck their finger through the cage.

It's hard to know what works  better - Rob Ford's stoney and uncomfortable silence or Doug's bombastic bluster.

All I know is that if you're going to deny allegations of a drug dealing past, maybe you should talk to a wardrobe consultant first...

"First you get the money, then you get the power,
then you get the fridge magnets..."